….yup…this little annoying thing has now persevered so strongly that he is now getting his own blog post. The gnat has been hanging out at my desk for a few weeks now. Only my desk…not my co-workers desks. He used to only show up after lunch….then he crept in during lunch…and now at 10:29 am…here he is, in all his disgusting glory.
Why don’t I kill him you ask…I try, every day. But this guy is quick…nimble, dare I say epic in his ability to outwit my swinging hand every time. I thought I killed him last week…I was so happy I told the girl who sits behind me. But what happened, next day he was back. Maybe I killed his cousin, maybe since it is Easter he rose from the dead and came back for a second round?
Either way…I’m annoyed and slightly impress by this gnat. Good luck sir….I will one day outwit your nasty ass.